Links in honor of all things awful

• Why acapella groups are awful: Draw Us Lines
• My brother's celebration of bad cover songs and awful songs in general: Cover Song of the Day
• A Mullet, an Amish chinbeard, and a cat all in one picture: SEXY PEOPLE
• Proof that baby showers have always sucked: Shorpy Photo Archive

And on that note, in honor of me watching all three seasons of Heroes in less than three weeks*, here's a terrible shipper video featuring Claire and Sylar. Admittedly, this pair is strangely alluring, although this video is awful:



And because I have a little bit of shame, I will only link to the most horrifying Heroes shipper idea made by people who don't understand incest.

*I'm bored and working less than full time. I really have nothing else to do. I kind of hate summer. Anyway, I'm going to do a write-up sometime this week.